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Monday, 11 May 2009

Forever Young.



A short time ago Lacie posted these comments on our blog.

She was obviously in awe of my muscular body and handsome features.



Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...
Taffy...are you really gonna be nine years old? Just looked at ur birth year...2000??? We thought you were just a young puppers!!!! Oh my....(Lacie drops her eyes and rapidly flutters her lashes...she tends to flirt outrageously with older men....well, and younger men too...)Um...are you usin' some kinda fur dye to keep lookin' so young and so very very handsome????Flirty barks,Laciegirlie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...
Oh my...that lovely Welshie statue you have in the bush....is that for sale on ebay UK??? Pawfectly proportioned with a strong muscle butt....and an attractive tailey po!!!!!We need one of those in our yardie!!!
~~~~~
So I have been thinking about her most flattering remarks and feel I need to share with you the secrets of staying young, fit and healthy.



First of all there must be plenty of time for


Rest and relaxation.



Make sure your bed is comfortable, filled with your favourite toys to ensure a good sleep.


Relax in the fresh air with your paws up.

Take up a hobby.


Fishing for example.



Eating and drinking.

A well balanced diet is of the utmost importance.

Steak must be lean, no gristly bits and of a decent size.

Drink plenty of fresh water


Exercise


Now this is the key to staying in prime condition

Encourage family members to join you.



Stretching relieves tension


Leaping strengthens the leg muscles.
and barking at the same time certainly keeps the lungs working at full capacity.

Practice ball skills.
Try and run a few miles each day

Keep up your social skills and run with a friend



Get your hoomans to throw your ball for you


Smile frequently.

It helps keep those wrinkles at bay.

Exercise the jaw muscles.


Bend and stretch.

Keeps the thighs well toned.





A healthy mind

Develop your thought processes. Multi task.

Supervise your hoomans and play at the same time.


Communicate often. Have debates and offer constructive criticism.


Meet friends

Keep in touch with family. It is always good to make sure older members are still in fine fettle.

With Duffy my older sister

Visit educational establishments and buildings of historical interest. There is always so much more you can learn.




Appearance


Keep your coat in tip-top condition.

Ensure you receive regular grooming sessions.




Take good care of your teeth and gums.

Brush regularly.

A good gnaw helps clean teeth.



Floss regularly.

Beard of Airedale is extremely effective.




Appearance


Whenever you go out make sure your lead and collar are clean, neat and tidy.

Any accessories are neat.



This is how I stay fit, healthy and look exceedingly suave, even if I do say so myself..

Taffy.


16 comments:

Joe Stains said...

I've learned so much. I should also say that with age comes wisdom, and any wise dog knows to beware the Lacie beast!!

TwoSpecialWires said...

That has GOT to be the BEST set of recommendations (and pictures to accompany then) that any one could hope for. This should be published. Expect to claim ALL the royalties. And not just the edible ones. The monetary ones, too, that can buy more edibles and playables and anything else your young heart may desire!

We're off to try some of these suggestions. All of them, actually.

Jake and Fergi

Fred said...

Great tips!

Lorenza said...

Thanks for sharing your secret!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Kirby said...

Taffy,

As I read your tips, I took notes. I can only hope to look and act as amazing as you do when I'm your age. Keep up the great fun that is keeping you forever young!!

Your pal,
Kirby

Sally said...

We love your tips - we are off to put more of them in practice!

Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy

karensbrae said...

You should publish your own guide to staying healthy!!
xx

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

What great advice!!!

And the girls loved the photos.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Man, Taffy....YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!! And I don't care if Stella is mad at me for sayin' so....you don't look a day older than us...your colors are so sharp and you muscles so well defined...

Flossin' on Dale beardie is brilliant....I did pull out a hooge chunk of foxie fur in the middle of our Mother's Day celebration last night...it um landed on the dinner table...oh well....

Seriously, Taffy...ya need to put all those suggestions into a book....you could make millions with your firm muscular physique and bootiful coat...

I suppose your MON OGG A MOOSE to Stella...(Lacie gives a little sigh and gazes demurely downward batting her lashes slightly, but thinkin' furiously....) but if you ever need um....well...A COOK...that's it...someone to fix a gourmet dinner for you, Molly and Stella...let me know...

I'm sure I could learn how in a day or two....

Barkin' at ya sweet Taffy....

and you look NO MORE THAN TWO!!!!!

Hugs and kisses...

Laciegirlie

Hollie and Janie said...

Taffy,
You are one precious welshy! Thank you so much for all of the helpful hints! I have taken notes!!
Love,
Janie

Sherry said...

You are so right! I exercise my jaw muscles all the time. On EVERYTHING!
Miro
Yes, he especially likes to floss on my face. Sigh.
Alanis

Maggie and Mitch said...

What great tips, Taffy!
The picture of you brushing your teefies just cracks us up!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Lucia said...

Ciao Molly and Taffy!

Awwww, Taffs! I just love that fotografia of you with your paws up ... supreme relaxation! It's inspawering!!! Eccellente tips, il mio amico!

Tanti baci!
Lucia

Agatha and Archie said...

I was reading it outloud and Archie was writing all the tips down...and PL2 kept saying OOOOhhhh I just want to go through the computer and kiss him..Love A+A

Asta said...

Taffy
I agwee wif evewyone, that is cewtainly a vewy publishable book of pawfect keeping handsome and fit advice. I love all the illustwations. I admiwe youw stwict adhewance to youw own advice. Just one look at you, and anyone can tell it's sound
smoochie kissesyouw
Asta
Pee ess OMD!!! it's exackly ONe week till Stanny gets hewe

Asta said...

Molly and Taffy
COngwatulations on winning the Post of the momf!!!
Huwwah! It was tewwific and I'm so glad you won!
love and smoochie kisses
ASTA