"If I tell you a secret do you promise not to tell anybody?"
"Would you mind not huffing and puffing in my left ear while I am talking to you"
"Molly you have the attention span of a flea!"
"OK Taffy, I am all ears now, you have my undivided attention. Do tell me your secret"
"Well this is it....... ........... .......... ................"
"You are joking Taffy?"
"Oh no, it is too funny........... oh my goodness this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!"
"Taffy it is, believe you me it is"
"My ribs are aching, oh don't it is too much............"
"I can't stop giggling"
"Molly will you get a grip please!"
"Get up and promise again you won't tell anybody"
"OK Taffy, I promise. You happy now?"
"Thanks Sis, you are the best."


